Out of the Woods

I hate computers.

• And I hate that Sleater-Kinney has posted this message on their website.
• But at least the web is home to this list of problems solved by MacGyver and this article by Barbara Ehrenreich.
• And Herman's Hermits are coming to A Taste of Minnesota and Peter Noone has the bluest eyes.
• And the Red Sox have won 11 in a row and are 3.5 games ahead of the Yankees.
• But then again I was just asked for $4 by two women from Dallas trying to get to St. Paul and I didn't give it to them because they seemed drunk and the bus fare is only $3 and why didn't they know that and plus they took a really long time getting around to asking for the $4. All I could muster was a smile and a "Have a nice night."

I hate computers. (This had another ending.)